Only by eating food made purely by the hand of Man can I avoid the influence of the pagans and their bloody Earth goddess. My steady diet of Hostess snacks and carbonated beverages keeps me strong and alert.
I often feel as if there is one more member of the e2religion discussion group than I can count. The others do not see him (or is it pretense?) but I know he is there.
I think they are in league with the demons. Not like the members of my beloved e2comix group, who sing sweetly of beautiful things to me as I sleep.
I crave pudding.