Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged"

• All hardware should be emulated in software
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• we can all just be around other people
• Rancid Pickle and other horrible veggies
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I'll never be the other woman
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Should high school be mandatory?
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The not at all wittily titled end of 2002 London noder meet
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Can't we all just be friends?
• IRON NODER XVII: ALL'S FERROUS IN LOVE AND NODING
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Laundry should be free
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• All I ever wanted to be
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• The node linked to all others (node_forward)
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• this is where we all came to be
• we are all just books reading each other
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Automobile tire pressure
• Should I be sorry?
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Names that should never be given to important files
• AI should be our top priority.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I changed by not changing at all
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• All units be advised
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• all limitations must be overcome
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All will be well again in time
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Children should be seen and not heard
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I should be running in the sunshine
• stupidity should be painful
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Farmers' Market
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Food should not be luminous
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What is and what should never be
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Things every child should be taught
• Funerals should be a celebration
• You're All I Need to Get By
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• we shall all be healed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• we can't all be rock stars
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• some day we will all be gone
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• Should I be happy?
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• I should be able to remember your face
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time

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