I'd heard a few of these in seventh grade (a loooooong time ago). They are just the sort of sick things a 12-year-old dearly loves.

Two more that I recall from that time:

Willie, with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said, with humour quaint,
"Now, Willie, dear, don't scratch the paint."

Into the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister Nell.
She's in there yet, because it kilt her
Now we have to buy a filter.


Did anyone mention yet that they're extremely misogynistic? Definitely heaven for a 12-year-old. I eventually grue out of them.