Sitting in pine in my Unix account on my university system, minding my own business. For no apparent reason, somebody will send me the Unix talk command. It is inevitably a single guy, usually a computer geek. Since it's never anyone I've even met, I can only assume that they were turned on by the fact that I have a .plan and a .project. Usually I send them a polite e-mail saying "Do I know you? If not, I'm pretty busy. Thanks." Once a guy got pissed off and started sending me harassing messages all the time. What he didn't know was that root was my friend... All I can say is, this is possibly the only thing more pathetic than trying to form a meaningful relationship by hanging out in singles bars. Get a rudimentary personality.

Yes, I should turn messages off, but I'm vaguely amused by the idea that some people have less of a life than I do. And if someone ever replied politely, I might even chat with them. I'm not heartless, you know.

P.S. My latest messager e-mailed me back and said something, in an English clearly not his first language, "Sorry, you don't know me. You should feel compliment because I liked your finger information." *Sigh*