Hmmm.. Karaoke is it? Well, I guess I could make it. But seing as how its the day before payday
, I may be pathetically broke
. Perhaps, the change underneath my couch
will suffice. Perhaps, you may even get to see my swanky
new bald head
! Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
If I am to come, I'm calling dibs on certain songs, right here and now! If you have a problem with that, I will gladly thumb, arm, or Indian leg-wrestle you for the rights. Of course, they will probably only have Frankie Valli, so I'm probably screwed.
Such songs will include:
- Used to love her by Guns N' Roses(you did know this was about Slash's dog, right?)
- I've Got You Under My Skin by Frank Sinatra (heck, just about anything by him :-þ)
- Sheep Go To Heaven by Cake (I've done this before, it was simply smashing)
- Lawn Boy by Phish (Loungeriffic)
- Nobody Does it Better by Carly Simon originally. (The sexiest song ever written)
Now, do I know how to embarass myself, or what?