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Toothpicks: Harmless tools useful in maintaining dental hygiene, or HORRIBLE, DEADLY WEAPONS!? (idea)
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Akasha
Tue Feb 06 2001 at 2:13:50
Robyn, this girl I knew in elementary school, was stabbed in the kneecap by a
toothpick
.
Well, ok, so the toothpick didn't stab her... Her sister used the toothpick to stab her in the knee. She had to go to the hospital and walked around with
crutch
es for a while. If I remember correctly, the toothpick managed to
fracture
her kneecap.
This is why I am careful around people with toothpicks. Fear the
horrible, deadly weapons
that are toothpicks.
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