Findings:

• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• we can learn a lot from plants
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• An American in Tours
• Fables from the Book of Yelps and Growls
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• Abeochromicon, or the Book of Passed Colors
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Two Can Play That Game
• Aeneid - Book Two
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Lessons learned from World War II
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa, two Christmas cards at sea
• Not from the head
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• The two essential phrases to learn in other languages
• trying to put together a single jigsaw puzzle from two different boxes
• The Library Book
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Proofs from The Book
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• What I learned from fingertips under the table
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Building a patio from a book during largely unfavorable weather
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• What I have learned from being fired
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
• Abandoned books from the old barn
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• vanished like a book from the library
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• trick or can
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• The Two Dollar Rare Book Store
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
• Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part two
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Things I learned from TVO
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• What I learned from reading 13 Ace Double novels.
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• What I learned from my first doctor job
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Is language innate or learned?
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• old books can tell more than one story
• Big Book Chapter Two: There Is A Solution
• I come from the land of burning books
• Real excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Two: To Asclepius
• we read from the book as it is written
• You can never get away from yourself
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• I Eat Books from Cover to Cover
• Argument from the Holy Book
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I can see your house from here
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• The things we can learn continue to astound us.
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• can you show me where this came from?
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Things we learn from movies
• Two Treatises of Government
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Why we learn from the Gods
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• No one can be in two places at once
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• What I learned from the Wordmonger's Ball
• Things I Learned From Working At The Library
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• What we learned from songbirds
• Odd facts of life I learned from Math
• things I learned from commercials
• Two from the Vault
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• Notes from the little black book

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