Findings:
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- We did not know it was a war
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- The voice that said yes was mine.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- If I was beautiful, I'd know it
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- The city knows I'm leaving
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- It's my fucking job to know
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I know what I'm talking about
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You Know What I'm Sayin'
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- Ye Sleeping Knights of Jesus
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
- Christ Jesus Lay in Death's Strong Bands
- God only knows
- In the know
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- The Lord Jesus Christ
- In your heart you know it's flat
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Jesus Christ: Lust for Glory
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
- I don't know
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- His hips know the original dance
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- know
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- Jesus Christ Trigonal Planar
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
- You Don't Know Jack
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- Node what you know
- As you know, Bob
- You Know What Happens
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- was jesus a mystic?
- The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
- UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- Jesus Christ, this Flood!!
- Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ
- jesus christ (user)
- Daleks, Donald Trump, Jesus Christ, the Buddha, and Industrial Music
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- being a kid was great
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- Jesus I was evil
- It's the End of the World as We Know It
- Need To Know
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- I know what you did last summer
- You know
- Know where your towel is
- To let him know
- Everything You Know is Wrong
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- Know Your Current Events
- I still know what you did last summer
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Do you know me?
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Node what you don't know
- you don't want to know
- I just don't know when to quit.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- You know you are addicted to Everything when
- Getting to know you nodes
- It's Like, You Know...
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Jesus was a liberal
- Jesus H. Christ
- Jesus Christ
- The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
- Presidents of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 6
- Being a dickhead
- Jesus H Christ (user)
- Jesus the Christ
- jesus t christ (user)
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ
- Jesus Christ Poser
- Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
- My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- King of Truth and Our Savior, Jesus Christ
- Jesus Christs
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Jesus was a black man
- Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
- That was a joke, son.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- Jesus was a revolutionary
- Jesus was a feminist
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