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• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I wish you would talk to me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Kiss Me, Kate
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Where feminism lost me
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Kiss Me Deadly
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• kiss me quick
• I feel lost in my own head
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Jenny Kissed Me
• That would be me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• let me kiss you (user)
• Kiss Me, Judas
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Kiss me once and never again
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Kiss Me
• Where organized religion lost me
• Kiss Me Baby
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• You lost me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• That's me inside your head
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• My head, heavy with the burden of lost love and tired thought
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• let me kiss you_root (category)
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• You lost me at Hello
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• OBAFGKM
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Punish me with kisses
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Me and Edith Head
• Head Hunters
• First kiss
• mermaid kisses
• Professional life: KISS and KICK principles
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Kiss of February
• Suck My Kiss (user)
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• I am still so lost, I am
• A Little Boy Lost
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• lost sock center (user)
• How to get lost
• Love's Labour's Lost V.ii
• The Lost Princess of Oz
• Tomorrow, I'll forget where you live and I will get lost somewhere in Brooklyn
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Quincy, M.E.
• Tell me a story about trains
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Commercials depress me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• My first comet
• O Me! O Life!
• My Company Trusts Me
• bare with me
• Oh woe is me
• Sing me a Song
• spare me the details
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Can You Fill Me In?
• hold me tighter
• Killing Me Softly
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• PBS learned me good
• Loves me like a bottle
• What my mother taught me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Save Me
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• skinny me (user)
• c me not (user)
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• frell me dead
• See? It likes me!
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• you hear me? (user)
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• talking head
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Big Giant Head
• hurt me more (user)
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• Make Me Bad
• How to screw with people's heads at the mall
• tripod head
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• head spot
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• how to square a number in your head
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• What would Machiavelli do?
• Headed home
• an ache you would ask for
• American Head Charge
• The dog who would not move
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Wasdale Head
• would you place bets on my heart
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• head of radio_root (category)
• Severed Heads and Sparks of Light
• The Long Kiss Goodnight
• Quebecois kiss
• one of the lost
• lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
• Paradise Lost: Book VIII
• The smell of lost loves
• Little Girl Lost
• Lost Luggage
• Marvello Simpson and the Lost Uncle
• You've lost a wheel!
• The Lost Treasures of Infocom
• girly lost it (user)
• The Well of Lost Plots
• The Lost Symbol
• What, me worry?
• I vs. me
• Me! (user)
• John Hall

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