Findings:
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Hurry up please it's time
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- we can give up, but the world never will
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- let me speak please (user)
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- Triumph of the will: the Cat speaks!
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- Jack will speak to you
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Will somebody please think of the children?
- Up. Up! UP! Please!
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Take my wife, please!
- Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
- Please Please Me
- Pleased
- Someone please kill me
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Please use plain text
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
- Please take a number
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- Please Kill Me
- nigga please
- Please cut back on your car usage
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Please stop annoying me
- listen()
- Please Save My Earth
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- Please don't feed the troll
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- say please
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please clear the field; the game is not over
- Give me a moment, please
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Pleased as Punch
- Please recycle
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Please insert nicotine
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
- So Pretty Please
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Pleased to Meet You
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- She sits where she pleases
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Got any ID please?
- Time Travelers please help!
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Die Please (user)
- Please, Teacher!
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- Please Smile My Noise Bleed
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- please i drunk (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- please (user)
- No Sex Please: We're British
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- something please (user)
- Please pardon our façade
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Please, Pleaseplease
- We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- Please do not feed the birds
- Please Go
- Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
- Please do not read this
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- No flash photography on the drunks, please
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Please do not feed the Hamsters!
- Please God, make me a stone.
- loveto please (user)
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Papers, Please
- I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
- A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband
- Please support your local mission. Here's why.
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- I want my Forest of Eriador back please
- State your name for the record please
- somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
- We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
- Please use the handrail
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