Findings:

• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Just to see what it would be like
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Farmers' Market
• That Would Be Enough
• Terrible things done by geriatric cats
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• eternity would be boring
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• I never thought it would be like this
• If you would be so kind
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• They knew what our pain would be.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• never judge a by a reading
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• That I Would Be Good
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• That would be me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• It Couldn't Be Done
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Quake Done Quick
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• it would be hilarious if only
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Animals which may be immortal
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• If you would be seated
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I don't need to be loved by you
• The best kind of bartender
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You mean the me that you would be
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• This is done by deception
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Mind without body
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• A whimper would be fine
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• nothing to be done
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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