Findings:

• When I was young Time had no wings
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Some time when I was a teenager
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• when the last opportunity leaves
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• She was locked in time
• When having sex in Austria
• When having sex in Poland
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• I was once young and had a home
• when the time comes
• There was a time before
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• The Last Time
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• When I came last to Ludlow
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• When Did You See Her Last?
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• When sex hurts (women)
• I had a really good time tonight
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• When I went back in time to kill you
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When each had their own personal anthem
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The Last Time I Saw Richard
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• One Last Time
• Last year was always better
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• The Last Great Time War
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• the last time I saw Jane
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• When sex hurts (Men)
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• When having sex in northern Norway
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• The seizure I had last night
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Was There a Time
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When your time comes
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had a dream last night
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Last Time
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• The last time I saw Orson Welles
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Time Enough At Last
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• the last time I surprised myself
• The Last Time I Saw Amelia Earhart
• Last of the Time Lords
• The Last Time I Committed Suicide
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• When having sex in Binary
• When having sex in Germany
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• The time my father caught me having sex
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• The first time I knew I was different
• Before Time Was
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend

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