Findings:

• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• To understand Fundamentalism, you need to know what a fundament is.
• Eye contact at a distance
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• What you need, when you need it
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• When living we have need of Death
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I know more when I'm alone
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You know you're a geek when...
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Need To Know
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Kirby G6
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• What you really need to know about Everything
• You know you've been away from home too long
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I know when the world will end
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• she does not know how much I need this
• Sucking at The Sims
• To Here Knows When
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You know you're blacked out when...
• telling people what they don't need to know
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• The Sky Daddy Needs To Know (e2poll)
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• You're never around when I need you
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• This perfect semblance of need
• needs must when the Devil drives
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• any
• Press any key to continue
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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