Findings:

• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• The Shoes Told the Whole Story
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• fool every time every day i
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• A thousand stories never told
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Two Sides To Every Story
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• every time i breathe
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• and now forever frozen in time he
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• he would have laughed
• story time
• I still like a bedtime story
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• There is a different time scale
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Drag Story Time
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I think of you every time I cry
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• III Sides To Every Story
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• Live the greatest story ever told
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• every
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• every other
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
• every so often
• Every woman's fantasy
• Every Breath You Take
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Statistics every writer should know
• There's a sucker born every minute
• treat every moment like it's your last
• Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• Every film needs a ninja
• each and every
• My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Pig on every corner program
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Things every child should be taught
• A computer in every home and on every desk
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• There's one born again every minute
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Trouble Comin' Every Day
• two sides to every mirror
• Lift Every Voice and Sing
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Every Day an Asshole
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Every spring in Texas
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Every shiny fish is floating, floating, and every dark fish is at the bottom, at the bottom of the sea
• you fall or fly every second
• Why do this every day?
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• proof that every game of Sylver Coinage ends
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• sketch of a Set Theory proof that every Goodstein's sequence reaches 0
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Every good boy deserves fruit
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• EGBDF
• Every city is full of secret places
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
• Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Every minute dies a man
• Inside every Mr Man...(lessons in sexual identity at McDonald's)
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• Prayer to Every God
• Behind Every Villain
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• for I mean every word (document)
• I look for your face in every crowd
• Every note whispers your name
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• We had every gentle sound
• In Every Shade She’s Eggs
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• Forlorn, I waited for sanity
• every thing
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• 8 1/2 every 4-6 (user)
• Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• ban every new user (user)
• Two spoons for every sundae
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• why i smoke weed every day
• Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
• You every era anachronism, soft-shoeing to pantomime beats

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