Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- I don't know what else to do
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Do you want to get slapped?
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Stoned music memories
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- How do you get there?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- We do not possess imagination enough to sense what we are missing
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- you don't have to do this
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Hurricanes don't dance enough.
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- I don't get it
- Don't give up your day job
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't rely on us to get you high
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Immigrants (We Get the Job Done)
- Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
- Herbs to help you get a job
- I don't want to get over you
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- can you get enough of me?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I don't know what to do with you
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Why do you want to get married?
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I don't believe in anything
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- Craving a smoke
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Rape committed by women
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- emotions others don't get to see
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I don't get many things right the first time
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- You just don't get it
- You don't get a song
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- The easiest way to get a job
- i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Don't do that then!
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- How to get a blow job
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- DOS memory management
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- What I do with my philosophy degree
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Do aliens exist?
- Do Her
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Do you know me?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- What do you want to see happen?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Do a crouch
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
- Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
- What You do While I Slumber
- Chung Do Kwan
- do not disturb
- and if you do, take pictures
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