Findings:

• Avoid highly subjective writeups
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• Evolution is only a theory
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have always been burning
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Attention has been paid
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• The way things have always been done
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• How to avoid tomorrow
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Evolution has never been observed
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• It's been odd out in the world
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• Been
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• I shoulda been there
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
• I've been crowned the king of it
• It's All Been Done Before
• Why I've never been ice skating
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• You've been warned.
• it's been a long time
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• I've been shot!
• You've Been Framed
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• been there, done that
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• I've been a woman for too long
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• Since I've Been Loving You
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• How to avoid holodeck addiction
• you know you've been caught
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I have just been shot
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• The software hath been released
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Never Been Kissed
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Good as I Been to You
• How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• been through the fire
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I’ve been completed
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• How to avoid jury duty
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I had been hungry all the years
• Since U Been Gone
• This has not been an easy year.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Avoid Ethnocentrism
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I could've kissed Orson Welles
• How to avoid saying, "I love you"
• How to avoid eviction
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Been feeling red all week
• avoid
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• I may or may not have been naked
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Your computer has been cracked
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• love like you've never been hurt
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I could've killed my father
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• You've Been Dumped
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
• What have you been smoking?

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