Findings:

• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• They don't know what they're missing
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• when strangers tell me to smile
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Eye contact at a distance
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Can't tell if being trolled
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How not to faint when you can't move
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When you just can't win
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They're drugs, they change you
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When you kill people they die
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• People don't flail when they die
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• when they take my blood
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• the moment when they take possession of you
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Can't Buy Me Love
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson

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