Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "thefez may be an ape but he does not know sign language and we certainly do not trust him with kittens"

• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• What does it mean to be free?
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Signs must be loud
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Be that as it may
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Fishing may be painful
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Rebeca Martinez
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• meteors may be fallen angels
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• May the Fourth be with you
• To do is to be
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• and the world may be long for you
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Animals which may be immortal
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• but you wanna be bad
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• may you be granted a purple robe
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I may not be unbreakable
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Hot pursuit
• My life may no longer be my own
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• may their names be sung forever
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• gods we may be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.

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