Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the kind of guy who would lead us into the valley of the shadow of death, and we would fear no evil because he is the baddest mother in the valley"

• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• the valley of the shadow of death
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Valley of the Shadow of Death
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Meek and obedient you follow the leader down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Surely he would remember this
• hotter than a fur coat in Death Valley
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• I will fear no evil
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Because that would make sense
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• he would have cried
• Sailing Stones of Death Valley
• If you would be so kind
• The dog who would not beg
• The Man Who Would Be King
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The best kind of bartender
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Road Runner's Death Valley Rally
• like syrup rolling into the valley
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Valley of the Shadow
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• Death Valley
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• The dog who would not move
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• he would have laughed
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I would kill my mother
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• He Who Is Death
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Lead us not into temptation....
• The Valley of the Shadow
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who Would True Valour See
• Half-sour pickle
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What pornos would have us believe
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• The dog who would not back off
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• The dog who would not come in
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• he who (user)
• No fear (user)
• Fear no More
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Helping people cheat
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He will bring us goodness and light
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Deliver us from evil
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• funny fat guy who dies
• Guys who wear skirts
• fear knows no names
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He who controls the past controls the future
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• great things he has taught us
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Messier Objects that strike fear into my heart
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• You mean the me that you would be
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Journey Into Fear
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
• The King's Son who Feared Nothing
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Fear No More the Heat o' the Sun
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages

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