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• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• hard vacuum
• Sucking Vacuum
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Captain Beefheart sells Aldous Huxley a vacuum cleaner
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• Mind without body
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• That would be me
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• I never thought it would be like this
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• So you want to be evil
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• so be it
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Good help is so hard to find
• So you want to be a DJ?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• You could be so delicious
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• So you want to be a waitress
• So mote it be
• vacuum cleaner
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• eternity would be boring
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• It's Hard to be Humble
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The best kind of bartender
• Work hard and be nice
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What it's like to be in love
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• You make it so hard to hate
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• You're too young to be so old
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• So you wanna be a hacker
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Work hard. Be strong.
• self-propelled vacuum cleaner
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• So you want to be a star?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• habitual be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Quake Done Quick
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How To Be Good
• I want to be the air around you.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• The IND That Used To Be
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Here Be Monsters
• Boys Be...
• Boys, be ambitious!
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• It Couldn't Be Done
• Don't be sad
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• painting stars that have come to be
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Divinity School of Hard Knocks
• MTV uses hard links
• Hutch Owen's Working Hard
• Hard to Handle
• hard cocktail
• Hard Times Cafe
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• so far
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• right so
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• So, he's leaving
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• So long, farewell
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Revenge Is Sweet, and So Are You
• So you've decided to start smoking
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• So Where The Bloody Hell Are You?
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Gays are great, so she says
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• nature abhors a vacuum
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Never be the first to let go
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Be a model or just look like one
• we used to be punk

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