Findings:
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How she saw the moon
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- His face when she fell
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- How clear she shines
- She threw out all my letters
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
- she does not know how much I need this
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I never told you she stole my heart
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- she left her handwriting all over the calendar
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- How's she cutting?
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How's she goin', by
- does she need to touch her own face to know?
- How Man creates his Gods
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- She says kill. I say how many.
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
- lest she lose all else
- Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- How I came to love tea
- Giving a cat oral medication
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- How to put a fish to sleep
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Breaking down a door
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- She just appeared out of nowhere
- Impressing a man
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to picture light
- male masturbation
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to light a lantern
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to feminize a masculine face
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How to properly apply Camouflage Face Paint
- At night, she still believes in him
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- I Saw Her Again Last Night
- she had already found her party
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- She practices her speech
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- How it all began
- When night taught you to let light talk
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- She knows no truth except her own.
- She asked me to read her a poem
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How Leisure Came
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How to put a motorcycle on its centerstand
- How the Sun Came to Be
- The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon
- How the butter-fingered librarian came to rule the Universe
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How the Internet Came to Be
- She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- She went out through the bathroom window
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How can you sleep at night?
- How come we never dated?
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- When she was bad
- Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Venus, when she is the evening star
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- And When She Sings
- how to short out a phone line
- How to scream when no one is looking
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- How not to faint when you can't move
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
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