Findings:
- How she saw the moon
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- His face when she fell
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- man when you are telling me how it was
- does she need to touch her own face to know?
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- How's she cutting?
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- How clear she shines
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
- She says kill. I say how many.
- She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- She threw out all my letters
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- she left her handwriting all over the calendar
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- she does not know how much I need this
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How Man creates his Gods
- My first comet
- How to light a lantern
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Kissing a man all over his face
- She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- How your brain interprets light
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- I Saw Her Again Last Night
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- How to herd people in public
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How to put a motorcycle on its centerstand
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I came out here to remember it all
- How the King Changed His Mind
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- lest she lose all else
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- How to put a fish to sleep
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How the Enemy Came to Thlunrana
- she is his sounding board
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to picture light
- male masturbation
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- When night taught you to let light talk
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- serene. She sips her tea
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- All She Wanted
- she had already found her party
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- When all the stars go out at night
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- How to light a barbecue
- How to put PC-GEOS on a GRiDPad 1910
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- Giving a cat oral medication
- Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- How Leisure Came
- How I came to love tea
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
- How come we never dated?
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- It is sad how many were torn off
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- A man and his own face
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- Getting wax out of carpet
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- When she was bad
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- Venus, when she is the evening star
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- I never saw daylight in all that time
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- she seems bored with me after all this time
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