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• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Let's pretend we're married
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• let's pretend we're all the same
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Aunt Jemima
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• Trying to burn my aunt Margaret at the stake
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• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
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• Aunt Maggie's Apple Pie
• How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
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• Aunt Birdie's Potato Salad and Alice's Apple Dumplings with Hard Sauce
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• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
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• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
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• Sailing in the wake of my grandmother
• On the death of bitter_engineer's Grandmother
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
• The Devil and his Grandmother
• The Last Words of My English Grandmother
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Grandmother's Song
• My grandmother and I traveling in time
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• her grandmother's clock
• Sex, Grandmothers, and Videotape (log) mp3 (recording)
• My Funny Grandmother
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• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 2
• Stories from my Grandmother, Part 3
• Little Gods and Grandmothers
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• pretend
• Pretended
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• play dumb
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• World Leader Pretend
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• pretend date
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• a patch of lamplight that I pretend is the moon
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Impersonating someone famous
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• We are what we pretend to be
• Let's pretend
• should i pretend now everything is fine?
• I can still pretend
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Chateau Pretend, 1974
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• you pretend to be the moon
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When I Pretend to Fall
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I only pretend to resist temptation
• let's pretend, for George
• Pretend Rap Poetry
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Diesel Sweeties
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• Sweety the Chick
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• Upset
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Atheism upsets people for some inexplicable reason
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• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
• Visiting the Pumpkin-Field
• Visiting Hours
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• Visiting the Sydney Squats
• Visiting a Taoist on Taitien Mountain
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• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Visiting Earth
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• The Visiting Girl
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• My Experience Visiting a Parallel World
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We were never really friends
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
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• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle

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