Findings:

• People who don't smoke will never die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People die
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• I hate myself and want to die
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Taking things at surface value
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Who wants a down vote
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People don't flail when they die
• play dumb
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
• Two people who are not touching
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Rednecks hating Canada
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Why people who jog live longer
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• We represent the people that nobody else wants to
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Who wants trident?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Know your pets
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• cat haters
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I don't want to die
• The rules of pool are not selective
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Music need not be popular to be good
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• people die every day
• Type A blood
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People who died laughing
• Ground rush
• People who love FTP
• Where people go when people die
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• funny fat guy who dies
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• People who carp about their jobs
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• we who are about to die salute you
• i just want to know who i am
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Who wants some schlock
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Want to die (user)
• Dead links in writeups
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Why people die on the toilet
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• My mother wants her mother to die
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• When you kill people they die
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Capitalize, please
• The bored who complain
• What the American people want politics to be
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• People want what they cannot have
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• People who use Windows
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• Things people don't want to hear
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Using a command line
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• People who are not anarchists
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• people who don't exist
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The other people who hate war
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• People who don't read
• people who wear camo
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Old people die
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• people who need people are just people who need people
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• die horribly
• die at the drafting table
• It's Time for Me to Die

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