Findings:

• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• What Would You Do?
• You Do Something To Me
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I do have some things to hide
• What Would Judas Do?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Internet made me do it
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The Devil made me do it
• Do you like me?
• Do what you have to do
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Why do children have to die?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What you do to me
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• How Do You Want Me?
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Why Do You Love Me?
• Do you know me?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• These papers do not show what I have done
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• What would Solaris do?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• What Would God Do?
• What Would Buddha Do?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Do you think it's me?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Now you do what they told ya
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• I like you; do you like me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• What would Feynman do?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• What would Machiavelli do?
• What Do I Do With Me
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Why males have nipples
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You, standing
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Do it now
• The full moon made me do it
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• What would Nietzsche do?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I would do that for you
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)

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