Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I really have to do you now
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Now you do what they told ya
• What would Machiavelli do?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• I would do that for you
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Stop killing me now
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• What pornos would have us believe
• It could have been me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Do you think it's me?
• I do have some things to hide
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• What Would God Do?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• How Do You Want Me?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Frilly putty in me now
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Nothing can stop me now
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• You stole what they would have given you
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• The Devil made me do it
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• let me know who you are now.
• think of me now
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Could you have danced with me?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Hear me now
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Do you like me?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• me, now and again
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• You, standing
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• What would Solaris do?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What Would Sensei Do?
• The full moon made me do it
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• do what now?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What Would Judas Do?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.

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