What Would Heinlein Do?

by wonko

Wed May 23 2001 at 7:03:12

A far better (and more interesting) question than the rather boring (and entirely too predictable) "What Would Jesus Do?"

Possible answers to this question include (but are not limited to):

Have an orgy.
Participate in some witty banter with a clueless youngster, tossing little gems of wisdom about as if they were...well, little gems of wisdom being tossed about by a superhuman old fellow, I guess.
Have an orgy in the body of a woman.
Fuck his mother.
Have an orgy with his brothers and sisters.
Four words: hot lesbian android action
Have an orgy with several people he just met who are already acting as if they've known him their entire lives.
Eat first AND fuck first
Have an....well, you get the picture.

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