Findings:
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- No threat should be taken lightly
- why you should never be a referee
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Why you should not be mean
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- How Should A Person Be?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Could man be drunk for ever
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- This node should be filled with renga!
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- Should I be happy?
- I should be able to remember your face
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- It should not be this complicated
- Why should we be moral?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- There will be no more stories to read
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Things every child should be taught
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- What is and what should never be
- Laundry should be free
- Children should be seen and not heard
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Chalant should be a word!
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- No one can be in two places at once
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- You used to be a substantial woman
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Why RuPaul won't be president
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- This node should be filled with waka!
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- You will never be a real woman
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Farmers' Market
- I'll never be the other woman
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- stupidity should be painful
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Automobile tire pressure
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Should high school be mandatory?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Names that should never be given to important files
- AI should be our top priority.
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Food should not be luminous
- Should I be sorry?
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- All I ever wanted to be
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- You Should Be Sober
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- My life may no longer be my own
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- This node should be filled with bees!
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Why Ron Paul won't be president
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- titles should be approached laterally
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- No one can be totally logical
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Funerals should be a celebration
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