Findings:

• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• He's been places they have not.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have just been shot
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• And All That Could Have Been
• you would have been
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I could have been one of a two
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Names have been changed
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The way things have always been done
• Movies that should have been books first
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have You Ever Walked?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• What Might Have Been
• I have always been burning
• It could have been me
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• The path we have been walking
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• i have been burning for so long
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Now more than ever
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I know I have been dreaming
• the hottest it has ever been
• I may or may not have been naked
• What have you been smoking?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Could I Have Been?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• AES may have been broken
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Could have beens, should have beens
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• because I have given up any care
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Have you been a dad today?
• you have never been safe
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I've been smoking ever since
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I could have been Canadian
• You don't have any real problems
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.

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