Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "my mind is a mechanical instrument over which I do not have full control"

• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• The full moon made me do it
• mind control
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• the rational mind is a beautiful instrument and a lousy master
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Orbital mind control lasers
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Do what you have to do
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Anime Mind Control
• Mind over matter
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• we have a lot of work to do
• In recenp inpernapional news, tanic is paking over phe Anglosthere as ip attears phap phe leppers T and P have exchanged tlaces wiph each opher
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• a total loss of control over her life
• Names I have acquired over the years
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Great minds do not think alike
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• The tattoo phenomenon
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Do you feel safe again? Look over your shoulder.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I do have some things to hide
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• My mind is filthy: It's full of junk.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• You have no power over me
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• someone tripped over a cord in my mind
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• we are manifestations of the mind of god, which is the universe
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Why males have nipples
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Savings Time
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Mechanical speed control
• hiding your emotions is not the same as having control over them
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• If I could do it all over again
• The Eternal Infernal Sweet Savagery of Musical Mind Control
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Why do children have to die?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• which do not stand scrutiny
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• You, standing
• Derren Brown: Mind Control
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• you don't have to do this
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I speak to you in my mind and you do not hear
• Mind control, ants, and parasites
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Star Control 2
• catapult control
• Damage control
• control points
• Umgah
• How one man could control the Senate
• Area Control at the NSA
• rent control
• Fallen angels never fully regain control

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