Findings:

• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• The truth about life
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• You Bring Life to Me
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Bring Me to Life
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Stoned music memories
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• O Me! O Life!
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The life train left without me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Making a decision about a life
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Ask me about Loom
• Don't tell me about her
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Ask Me Why
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Don't think about it
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• let me ask (user)
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Tell me a story about trains
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• They asked me to write a letter
• Don't ask
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Tell me a story about elephants
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about rains
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Somebody once asked me...
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• I asked her not to forget me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Ask Me Anything
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Tell me about your secret places
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story about clouds
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• tell me a story about lesbians
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Tell me a story about drains
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Tell me a story about plains
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Don't ask don't tell
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• show me what the world is all about

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