Findings:

• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• it would be hilarious if only
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Only her hands would give her away
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I never thought it would be like this
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• That I Would Be Good
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If they would only choose to hear it
• The best kind of bartender
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Just to see what it would be like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The Ten Commandments revised
• A whimper would be fine
• eternity would be boring
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Mind without body
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• All I ever wanted to be
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• If only men would listen!
• That would be me
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• an ache you would ask for
• The dog who would not come in
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• What would it take for intimacy
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Eddie would go
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Would you want to live there?
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Be your own man
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Because that would make sense
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• I would do that for you
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• we can't all be rock stars
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• What would you give your left arm for?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The dog who would not back off
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• denial would serve for another day
• What would you bring to a deserted island? (category)
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Well You Would Right (user)
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Would you like fries with that?
• I would love to hold your hand.
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All units be advised
• Information cannot be owned
• Mother and I Would Like to Know

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