Findings:

• One should expect as much from a machine
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• We're Humans from Earth
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Be human
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• every noder was once a normal human
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• People just expect things from me
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• From conception to birth: stages of fetal growth for the human baby
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
• You're too good to be human
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If God was willing to let it be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The World (as it ought to be)
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Much like what music wants to be
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Human progress is the movement from simple, overt and localized methods of destruction to methods intricate, invisible and pervasive
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• far be it from me
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Removing Elements from the Human Body: A Thought Experiment
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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