Findings:

• sound event
• tail event
• October 2007 News, Quests, and Events (document)
• Ironic process theory
• turn based
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• turn back
• No Left Turn Unstoned (Cardboard Cowboy)
• The day I turned green
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Muddy Waters Turned to Wine
• A Series of Unfortunate Events
• Chase's Calendar of Events
• Current Events! (e2poll)
• T.A.Z.: Communique #11: Special Holiday Season Food Issue Rant: Turn Off the Lite!
• Turn not towards me
• Why fresh cut apples turn brown
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• The Aeroplane Flies High (Turns Left, Looks Right)
• I await my turn to leave us behind.
• event-related potential
• The Chainfire Event
• No turn on red except on green arrow
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• go fast, turn left
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• Pylon turn
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• event cone
• Christmas Jingles of Current Events
• December 2007 News, Quests, and Events (document)
• turn
• Turn around
• Turn the Page
• Never Turn the Fish over
• Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Getting emotional over sporting events
• At the event horizon
• based on events that may have happened
• turn signals
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• January 2007 quests and events
• ironic
• Handbrake turn
• Turn the other cheek
• Which Way To Turn
• We turn our faces to what the eternal evening brings
• Leaves Turn Inside You
• turned up
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• In light of recent events
• Three Events That Changed My Life
• Out of turn
• Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
• turn that frown upside down
• As the Apple Turns
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• event listener
• Quick Timer Events
• cosmic event horizon
• it is now safe to turn off your computer
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• turn in
• turn impedance
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• turn of phrase
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• event
• event loop
• January/February 2007 quests and events (document)
• Wherever I Turn
• How Far To Turn
• Winter Turns to Spring
• Turn the tables
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• Events leading to the American Revolution
• Three Events That Changed My Life Forever
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Do a good turn daily
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• camera turn
• Turn up for the books
• bite back my morals and turn off the light
• How it turns
• Java event model
• Vitim event
• comic event horizon
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Your hair has turned white
• Turn! Turn! Turn!
• Turn Things Upside Down
• Turn up the Ska
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Extinction Level Event
• event handler
• March 2007 quests and events (document)
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• Tenderly you turn the light off in your room
• Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
• I heartily endorse this product/event
• event theory
• Event Horizon (user)
• Wrong Turn
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• is it plugged in, is it turned on?
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• San Francisco left turn
• sequential turn signals
• Iris Murdoch is dead. Hold my hand. It's your turn now.
• How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
• Javascript events
• I am outside the set of scientifically intelligible events
• fire season ending event
• Run and turn into butter
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Turn Back the Tide
• Turn It On Salvador
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• April/May 2007 news, quests, and events (document)
• Ironic hipsters
• The Cobbler Turned Doctor
• A photograph turned face-down
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• chordal turn
• Turn on the Bright Lights
• Series turns
• Signature Event Context
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• Cannot turn off your computer
• it is your turn now
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• tumble turn
• Cruyff turn
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Turn Left
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• twin halves of one august event
• The tide that turns the sea
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• The Bookworm Turns: An Everything Literary Quest
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Know Your Current Events
• Event One
• ironic (user)
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Turn your head and cough
• The worm has turned
• toss and turn
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Surah 56 The Event
• Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict
• Fall/Winter 2008 Quests and Events (document)
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer

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