Findings:

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to kill you
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Gravity really gets me down
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm Going Crazy
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• University students can be really stupid
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Let's Get Killed
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• It couldn't be us
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Get your juices going
• How to get through U.S. Customs
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Is she really going out with him?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• play dumb
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• How naked are we going to get?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• It's going to be fine
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• How it's Going to Be
• Let us be our own pornographers
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• everything is going to be alright
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• What life after death will really be like

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