Findings:

• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• when you were words
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Here her lesser words were freed to tumble
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• words were a mistake
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• the words were enough
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Would that I were a Poet
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• Kind Words (lo fi chill beats to write to)
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• big beat
• beat
• beats
• Meat Beat Manifesto
• Beat Generation
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• Human Beat Box
• Beat Happening
• Beat the Clock
• Dead beat
• Beat juggling
• beat em up
• Flat Beat
• Don't beat around the bush
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• Bronski Beat
• Beating someone severely
• Bo Diddley beat
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• English Beat
• breakbeat science
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Beat Matching
• beat layering
• beat frequency
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Beat Crazy
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I listen to the beat of your music
• The Beat of the Music
• Beat It
• Honda Beat
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• digital beat matching
• Eat me beat me lady
• How to beat the system in Monopoly
• Beat the System
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Fly low and beat the radar
• Beats & Pieces
• beat the guillotine
• Beat Takeshi
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• Where it's okay to beat your wife
• Jungle Beats
• Nylon Beat
• Manhattan Is My Beat
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• Beat the Geeks
• Direct Beat
• How to beat Everything2
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Beats International
• beat poet
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Wicked Beat Sound System
• Hard To Beat
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• archy beats a rap
• Beat around the bush
• lonely beat (user)
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• bad beat
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• repetitive beats
• Big Beat Boutique
• blast beat
• We beat a friar's liar
• beat boxing
• Noder Beat
• Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
• And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
• Beat Poetry
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• Hip Hop production
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• You mean the me that you would be
• person

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