Findings:

• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Who Would True Valour See
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• What convinces people earth is a globe?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Here, the earth and the sky meet; fly high
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If the Sharks Were People
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• How to herd people in public
• not if you were the last dandy on earth
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• We're Humans from Earth
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• A Message To The People Of Earth
• Would that I were a Poet
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• Gone to Earth
• Whole Earth Review
• Flat Earth Theory
• Crisis on Infinite Earths
• Earth, Wind and Fire
• Earth 2025
• Whole Earth Catalog
• spontaneous creation of life on Earth
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• Flat Earth Society
• Gloranthan earth goddess
• Journey to the Center of the Earth
• Earth 2
• Earth: Final Conflict
• Earth Girls Are Easy
• Cologne earth
• Earth shine
• scorched earth policy
• Alkaline Earth Metals
• Earth Rune
• The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
• Night On Earth
• War in Middle Earth
• Protection of Earth
• The Good Earth
• The Menace from Earth
• Blue Earth
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 2
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 3
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 4
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 5
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 6
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 7
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 8
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 9
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 12
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 13
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 14
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 15
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Mother Earth Mother Board
• Earth, My Likeness
• The highways are the capillaries of the earth
• Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
• Volcanoes are the pores of the earth's face
• Flat Earth News
• Salt of the Earth
• moose flesh tastes irrevocably of the earth
• At the round earth's imagin'd corners, blow
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• A Song of the Rolling Earth
• T.A.Z.: Hollow Earth
• A Proposal For An Expedition To Our Hollow Earth
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• The meek shall inherit the Earth
• Earth Day
• Hollow Earth theory
• The most beautiful woman on Earth
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• Living on Earth
• Friends of the Earth International
• Messages from Earth
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Earth God
• Earth's Answer
• scroll of earth
• Heaven and Earth
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Third Earth
• What is the Earth's Carrying Capacity?
• You mean the me that you would be
• oldest Earth rock
• Estimating the age of the Earth using the Bible
• The Greatest Show Off Earth
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• earth centered earth fixed
• Rare Earth
• Good Earth Original Sweet & Spicy Tea Blend
• Herbs to get in touch with the element of earth
• The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
• How Fragile is Life on Earth?
• Deadlands Hell on Earth
• depths of the earth
• Defenders of the Earth
• Earth Science Reference Tables
• Red Earth Purification Ceremony
• God of Earth and Outer Space
• All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
• Visitors from Planet Earth
• The Earth is blue like an orange
• Mission Earth
• Not to Touch the Earth
• Earth Dies Screaming
• The Last Day on Earth

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