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• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Go jump in the lake.
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• It is just a face. It tells them nothing
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• How do ya like them apples?
• Go like the clappers
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Go Tell the Spartans
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• My aunt doesn't like them
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• How to tell if someone loves you
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Tell them I hate them!
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Go Tell It on the Mountain
• What if architecture was like web design?
• It kills me to watch them go
• our machines don't go that way
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Go, Tell Michelle
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• the best ruler is someone whose actions go unnoticed
• Go Jump in the Pool!
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• if you slide them together, like this
• Machine Design
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• he's like someone living in a dream
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Tell Them
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• A menstruation machine in every home: against gallery-bound critical design
• Schwa Digital Design
• design
• Core Design
• Parsons School of Design
• Working Designs
• Design Patterns
• The Design of Everyday Things
• Designed for Windows 95
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Summit Design
• Industrial Design
• don't let them scare you
• badly-designed scrollbars
• Design Exchange
• Program Design
• Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason
• design space
• post single player level design era
• navigational design
• We design for Lynx without realizing it
• EMP gun design
• Gallery of False Principles in Design
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• User Centered Design
• modular design
• How to design a psychological test
• liquid design
• King's Quest 5 design flaw
• Common video game design flaws
• symmetric design
• Stupid design theory
• interaction design
• Intelligent Design Theory
• Elements and Tools of Design
• design board
• Permaculture design
• The Design and Evolution of C++
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Microsoft product design
• design flaw
• The Source Code Is The Design
• Futuristic Predictions for Design
• Laws of game design
• ecological design
• Badly designed robots
• True Cost Design
• Asynchronous Digital Design
• character design
• Design by Numbers
• Busting balls: The sexual politics of bicycle design
• International Interior Design Association
• Evil Design Theory
• Mikoyan Design Bureau
• Design by Numbers language reference
• The History of Garden Design
• outside design temperature
• Coincidence Design
• User interface design for night time
• Harvard Graduate School of Design
• Object-Oriented design tips
• Design and Technology
• Elements of Game Design
• Grand Designs of Yesteryear (category)
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• A design flaw in goldfish
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• 90's web design
• Songs designed to annoy (category)

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