Findings:
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I'm always breathless when you call
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm not what you think
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I walk around when I'm high
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- The scariest words I can think of
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You can run, but you can't hide
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- My cats think I'm a God
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Being a dickhead
- Things to remember when buying new underwear
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- When water chokes you
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- They think I'm a god
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- When you think about smoking
- When can it end?
- The luxury of modernist movement we can remember fondly
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Can computers think?
- We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
- a song you can barely hear
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Do you remember when Everything was small?
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- I'm pinching your face!
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