Findings:
- More hips!
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- It happened a long time ago
- I don't care what you did last summer
- On a night not too long ago
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- Not so long ago,
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- How to ride long distances in a car
- A misplaced sense of guilt from long ago
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- what we did last night
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- One last kiss before the long goodbye
- God died a long time ago
- I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- returning to that place from far away and long ago
- when did we forget how to play?
- A summer a long time ago
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How Long Blues
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- long ago
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Supertoys Last All Summer Long
- Dreams last for so long
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- At long and dear last
- How long can you hold your breath?
- So how did you two meet?
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
- Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
- How did we come to this?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How Long is a Chinaman
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How long is a piece of string?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- My first comet
- How knots weaken rope
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- Is this the last four years or what?
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Taking your fiance's last name
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How did I end up here?
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- The last time I did blotter acid, and why
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- How I did not become a super-hero
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How much pain did you cause?
- how did i know this?
- How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How long do babies sleep?
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- When Did You See Her Last?
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to grow your hair long
- How to herd people in public
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- An American in Tours
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- 206
- You, standing
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I still know what you did last summer
- An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
- How long have you known?
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- how long does it go (user)
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- I know what you did last summer
- Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
- Cartoon food chain
- wallet chain
- pawn chain
- chain link
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- Chain to grave with wild roses
- tire chains
- Eulerian chain
- chain store
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