Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "hey, she's in a closed relationship, she doesn't go around smooching everyone"

• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Close your eyes...and go back
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Sister power! Close relationships and hymenopterans
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She shed
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• She wanted to go to Paris
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• She doesn't like you
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• go around
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• She smokes. It wraps around her wrists and clings to her neck.
• You're not from around here, are you?
• fool around
• I walk around when I'm high
• sleeping around
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Around the World in 80 Days
• Boot the gong around
• Fart around
• Get around
• Sending cash through the mail
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Louse around
• kluge around
• wound around the axle
• wrap around
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• wrap your tongues around truth
• All Around the Mulberry Bush
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• her arms around me
• Standing around scowling
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Ring Around the Roses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• How babies get around
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• prancing around nude
• Green Around the Gills
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Alligators All Around
• Shop Around
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Around an empty grave
• Getting nervous around girls
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• Rings Around The World
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Secret places around Georgia Tech
• gonna walk around (user)
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around
• Race Around the World
• Abort Once Around
• Seven Steps to Sensational Smooching
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The sky lay around you
• Waiting Around Saturday
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
• the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
• Sex Around the World
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Strange similarites of words around the world
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Cooking Conversion Table
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• you can put your arms around a memory
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her

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