Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "help us laugh at a government that should otherwise be scaring us shitless"

• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Office of the President
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• U.S. Government Standard Bathroom Malodor
• Cabinet Agencies in the U.S. Federal Government
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• It couldn't be us
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• US Government Departments
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Branch
• never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
• God help us
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Let us be our own pornographers
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• U.S. Federal Government
• You Should Be Sober
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Huntsville, Alabama
• stupidity should be painful
• titles should be approached laterally
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Automobile tire pressure
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Why should we be moral?
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• US ranking on the Human Freedom Index
• Spies Like Us
• Should I be happy?
• The Government should not allow hippies to listen to jazz
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• It should not be this complicated
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• How Should A Person Be?
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Helping a loved one with depression
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• U.S. Taxpayers Party
• US West
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• .us
• US Marine Motto
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Names that should never be given to important files
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Children should be seen and not heard
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• US Open Cup
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• US of A
• Show Us Your Guns!
• U.S. murder rate
• US Robotics
• US Festival
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• Us and Them
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• He Kept Us Out Of War
• 50 U.S.C. § 1520
• US
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Farmers' Market
• I should be able to remember your face
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Food should not be luminous
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• What is and what should never be
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Chalant should be a word!
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• why you should never be a referee
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Laundry should be free
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• This node should be filled with renga!
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should I be sorry?
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Why you should not be mean
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet

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