Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "good Christian men, even gay ones, don't go around handcuffing themselves or their mothers to bedposts"

• All good men are either gay or married
• And I don't even know their names
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Good Christian Men, Rejoice
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Even if You Don't
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Young Men's Christian Association
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Christian as synonym for good
• Don't go away mad
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• our machines don't go that way
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Don't go there! (category)
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't want to go back to work
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Don't beat around the bush
• Love the one you don't need
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• don't go to the hospital for hospitality
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• The Number One Christian porn site on the internet
• Why don't men shave?
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• I don't want to go home
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Capitalize, please
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't Go Away
• Good Girls Don't
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I still don't even know you
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• don't throw good money after bad
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Don't go overboard
• Don't go out without a coat
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• please don't go
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Reconciling Christian and gay identities
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• to a place where no one's around
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't you ever go to work?
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• go around
• don't spend it all in one place
• Why I don't go to the South
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• We Don't Need the Men
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't go to North O
• what is this i don't even
• Don't go off at half-cock
• Don't go into the basement
• I don't feel gay
• We don't make good wives
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me

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