Findings:

• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Get Up, Stand Up
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Jack Gets Up
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• We get tangled up like wires
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Get it up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Everybody Get Up
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• The Get Up Kids
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to get your stuff voted up
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Duff's device
• Alan Duff
• Duffs
• Duff Gardens
• Duff Man
• Hilary Duff
• Duff Cooper
• Henry Duff Traill
• Duff Goldman
• Duff Cooper Prize
• Graham Duff
• Elmyra Duff
• Get over it
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hours
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• Craving a smoke
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get mine
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• The Get Along Gang
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items

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