Findings:

• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Our way or the highway
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls In Love
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Can we all just get along?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Ways to get random numbers
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• The Girl with Two Breasts
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Can't we all just get along?
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Girl gangstas
• Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• The two ways everything is justified
• any way, shape or form
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Two girls; one car
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Life gets in the way of words
• to get along
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• One lump or two?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls Making a Zine
• The Get Along Gang
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Cooking for One
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• How to get a girl's attention
• My new way to get there
• two hot blonde girls
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Shit or get off the pot
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• thinking for two and the baby on the way
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• How to get along with Texans
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Getting rid of start menu items
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How to not get the girl
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• two girls and a guy
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• The Goose Girl At The Well: Part Two
• seven, plus or minus two
• Love letters to those along the way
• Get In Shape Girl
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• stupid girl questions, fighting about money, and other ways to waste time
• Get Rid of Slimy girlS (usergroup)
• Two Nice Girls
• Jerry meets two sorority girls
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The easiest way to get a job
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• More hips!
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• Life in the American business world
• you fall or fly every second
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• The shifting bohemian district of Portland, Oregon
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• With your shield, or on it
• Becabde or Bezabde (user)
• To Pacify or Not
• I knew it all along...
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• To poll or not to poll, that is the question. (e2poll)
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• How to get rid of a cold
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Go out and get some fresh air
• we could get lost in the fall
• How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
• The Arabic Infancy Gospel - part two
• The Nine Pea-hens and the Golden Apples: Part Two
• My mother and two Rastafarians
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• The Two Rules of Success
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Nimbus Two Thousand
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: Pleasures of Opium II
• Get your juices going
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I'll get there when I get there
• Two pass tracing
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• Two terrified women cowering behind a car
• Why do we hear two thumps in each heartbeat?
• The Two Brothers: Part Three
• Two pair
• get a date
• Big O Season Two ending spoilers
• Into two one
• to get to the Other Side
• Two Tiny Knives

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