Findings:
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- To The Children Who Paddle And Fall In The Shallows
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Why I want to have children
- Actors who have played Hitler
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- People who died laughing
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The Man who Died
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Why do children have to die?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Using a command line
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- When I have female children
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- Know your pets
- Type A blood
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Who died here?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- the dreams that should have died
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- those who knew
- Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
- The old lady who lived in a bottle
- Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- docter who (user)
- Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
- The other people who hate war
- Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- Doctors Without Borders
- We design for Lynx without realizing it
- A day without rape
- Night Without End
- Mormon Baptism
- Rootinest: A Tale of Drunkeness and Debauchery (without the drunkeness)
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- War Without Mercy
- All My Children
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- The Children of the Night
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Children's Corner suite
- The Sparrow and his Four Children
- I won't raise my children to kill your children.
- Charles II, his mistresses and his children
- Protection of Children Act 1978
- Darwin's Children
- Tonight I Almost Died
- Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
- You have a big finger
- institutions have lives of their own
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- We have learned our lessons well
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Celebrities I have served
- I have one whole anus
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I have root on your head
- How we have grown apart
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- All cats have nine tails
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- Have you hugged a psychopath today?
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- The girl you fell in love with
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- The Thief Who Came to Dinner
- who pitites the foo (user)
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- The Who Game
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- Who Killed Monster Munch?
- who am I? (user)
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- Who's That Girl
- Baghdad Without a Map
- Words without vowels
- do without
- a story without conflict
- Pictures of Starving Children Sell Records
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part XIX Indictable Offences--Trial Without Jury
- Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- Teach Your Children
- Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
- Communicating with children
- conversation between doctors and children
- Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages
- For children as yet unable to talk
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