Pizza has been noded extensively, in all its possible guises but one, Children Pizza. Without further ado, I shall go straight to the recipe of this huge, immensely satisfying, and above all tasty mother of all Pizzas.
There is enough dough
to make one massive
, three-foot diameter pizza but an oven to fit the entire pizza
is not a common household occurence, so I would recommend dividing the ingredients into three portions and baking three, separate, 12-14" pizzas. The child used, in my experience, has little bearing on the resulting flavour
of the baked pizza.
: When ordering a Children Pizza
at your favourite pizzeria
, make sure that it is not a Children's
Pizza. The latter is a recent variation on this theme that changes the outcome radically. It normally consists of a tiny pizza
with cocktail sausages
instead of children as the major topping.
purpose of this writeup is not to actually do this at home
but to order this over the phone
from your local pizza delivery
place and explain that you don't
want the ridiculous tiny pizza they sent last time but a proper one, describing the pizza in gory detail.