Findings:
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- God can do what he wants
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- So young and already God is fading
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- The day he gave me a lift
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- So help me God
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- You can run, but you can't hide
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- can till can't
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Thunderwolf Heavy Lift Helicopter
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- I Want You (She's So Heavy)
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Oh this world can hurt so many
- The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- So, he's leaving
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- He tampered in God's domain
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- All the burdens so brown and heavy
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- Our God, He Is Alive
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How Man creates his Gods
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- He speaks so well!
- Can God lie?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Cast in the Name of God, Ye Not Guilty
- Some days are meant for Gods
- god lay dying
- The Halls of the Norse Gods
- City of God
- A Skeleton in God's Closet
- TGoP: Of the Thing That Is Neither God Nor Beast
- god game
- Protesting at your own God
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He Was a Crook
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- he faked murder_root (category)
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- he calls me monster
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Heavy cavalry
- top heavy
- Air lift
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Ten stars or so
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- tower of pop cans
- So I went, into the field of macaroni
- Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
- Faraway, So Close!
- I can taste the floor
- Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Something I Can Never Have
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- My War Gone By, I Miss It So
- canned air
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- You can become immune to scorpion venom
- It is the uncertainty of life-threatening moments that I so dread, and so love
- I can smell the contempt on your breath
- Nothing So Strange (user)
- Could/can vs Would/will
- And so, the countdown nears an end
- Can you drown a fish?
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- Aluminum can ashtray
- Rolling Stone
- I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- missy can (user)
- set in stone
- Jerry can
- The symbolism of engraved stones
- We can Build with our Stitches
- Giant stone money of Yap
- Edward Du Cann
- Gregory Stone
- Shiva lingam stone
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Horror: Stone face
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- you can't polish a turd
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- You learn to worship what you can't forget
- Thrown random words at page to create node
- Val Hallen, Viking God of Rock!
- Let go and let God
- Morality without God
- kitchen god
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
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