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• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• something like this
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Your words like warm water, his words like salt
• serendipity, or something like it
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Ass like a chicken
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Ass and His Driver
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He had something to say. He said it.
• John McCain is like Popeye the Sailor-Man, which makes Olive Oyl his battered wife
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• he likes to watch you walk
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• I need something like smoking
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• he smokes like a cello plays
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• The Ass and His Shadow
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i like his madness
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Life, or something like it
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The Ass and His Masters
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• He brings me books like flowers
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• There is no frigate like a book
• Talk like a pirate day
• your words... like wind through a wheat field.
• Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
• I like you too
• her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
• like a crumpled origami mistake
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• What a Treatment Center is Like
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• Does everyone need faith in something?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• There's something about a funeral
• Something to Be Desired
• Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas
• Whoop Ass
• The "ass" jellybean
• Kerr's Ass
• Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
• Ass Ponys
• hot ass chris (user)
• Beat juggling
• Beat It
• Jungle Beats
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff's Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Forgetting his life away
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• The monk and his cat
• A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
• Uncurling to the simplicity of his touch
• automaus reads its message inbox
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• It's in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Cap'n Alex and His Wriggling Writers
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• My heart is like the sun
• As You Like It II.iii
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• My washcloth is like my vagina
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• It tastes like burning
• just like my father
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• singing like nobody is there
• Sounding like a child
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• talks like a duck
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• fruit flies like a banana
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• Nothing suceeds like success
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• How to Dance like a Junglist
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Something inside has died
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life

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