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bastardization

created by JeffMagnus

(idea) by OverloadUT (5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Dec 16 2002 at 17:53:03

noun

The end result of the process of going through a movie scene by scene, taking screenshots of it, and writing up replacement dialogue on the frames.
I believe this process was invented by Detonate.net, where the webmaster has bastardized Blade, Hackers, The Matrix, and Star Wars. They're very good reads if you're geek enough to understand the jokes.

Used as a noun, i.e. "The Bastardization of The Matrix is very funny!"

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