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• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I used to have so many dreams
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• The drum of death is being beaten.
• Life after death
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• So Many Frequencies
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• after a long time of nothing
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Unauthorized use of a time machine
• After The Fall
• How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• The Device Of Many Uses
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• For the Time Being
• Being put on hold
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• A Tale for the Time Being
• Signs of the Times: Deconstruction and the Fall of Paul de Man
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• What life after death will really be like
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• my clothing falls in time
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• After childhood, we are too used to understanding everything.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• I have lost many things, so many
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Time After Time
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• so many assholes
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Live After Death
• The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
• Productive use of time in lecture
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• So I put the lasagne in the oven
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Letter From My Father After the Death of My Mother
• Being and Time
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Speciation after the Fall
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Being licked to death by kittens
• stop being so English
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Why the United States shouldn't use the death penalty
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• Determining the date and time of death
• Being dead puts everything in perspective
• Everyone falls the first time
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Times past fall to present
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Zombie Insourcing Offers Life After Death
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Insulting softlinks
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• So Many Roads
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I don't get many things right the first time
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
• so many books
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• A life after death
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• After Dark
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Twenty Years After
• After damp
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
• morning after sheets
• After Effects
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• After Apple-Picking
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• After Auschwitz
• People with programming languages named after them
• After love
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• Ditching the Yoshi
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• chasing after foolish entanglements
• In the light - After Midnight
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• First Observation After a Nap
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• The silence after someone leaves
• I Before E Except After C
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• Morning After Pill
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• The summer after high school

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