Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "according to the program she was in fifth grade, which by my math would be eleven"

• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• She was too beautiful to be human
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Where's the kaboom?
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• That I Would Be Good
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• eternity would be boring
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I never thought it would be like this
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Just to see what it would be like
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Animals which may be immortal
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Mind without body
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If God was willing to let it be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Life without music would be a mistake
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• She could be a businesswoman
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow

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